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Thursday caption competition

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    #11
    I like to read the suggested captions and guessing what the piccie is
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      See, it was not that hard to get on your knees in front of me.

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        #13


        Are those new, Helmut?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          And I push with the finger on my other hand into your anus - like this........

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            #15
            and then I'll finish with an "Evian Facial Spritz"
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Ah so you do like my remote controlled butt plug
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #17
                I’m too short to give a pearl necklace.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Brace yourself, I'm just about to sneeze all over you.

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                    #19
                    Okay, open your eyes now Hilary, and see if you can guess which one of my enormous nostrils THIS bad boy was plucked from!!!
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      If I was Berlusconi, you'd already be pregnant.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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