Would blowing up Fukushima help?

[DodgyAgent]

At singhr's house.

singhr's SO : "Darling, I hate to tell you, but you've left a floater in the upstairs WC"

singhr : "No worries. Right on it." <packs WC with 2 kilos of semtex>

[doodab]

Credit where it's due Doodab,

he's thinking outside the box. Something we should all do now and then

Fair enough. Perhaps we should ask for volunteers for our population reduction program. Some people are bound to put their hands up.

[EternalOptimist]

Fair enough. Perhaps we should ask for volunteers for our population reduction program. Some people are bound to put their hands up.

mmm. thinking outside the box eh ? ok i thought about it, now im off for a sh@g.

[Board Game Geek]

Fair enough. Perhaps we should ask for volunteers for our population reduction program. Some people are bound to put their hands up.

(currently sitting very carefully, 2 days post-op)

[singhr]

And how shall we accomplish this "reduction"? Spread diseases? Ask people nicely to stop *******?

I've no idea how to keep the population down and having done my bit for increasing it over the years really shouldn't be talking about it, but I don't think importing overseas workers to wipe our sh*tty ars*es in care homes, who in turn generate another generation who will need their ars*es wiping, is sustainable.

I quite like Martin Amis's suggestions on the subject myself

[Dearnla]

I vote for Bedford.

Didn't BP open a website for people to send in their suggestions on how to stop the Gulf Oil leak?

I think the Japanese government should do the same - there's some brilliant ideas on here.

Although I'm going to keep quiet on the debate about population reduction, as I've only spawned 5 kids....

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Would blowing up Fukushima help?

Yeah - Nuke it !

Oh hang on....

[OwlHoot]

Plan C :

1. Transport a couple of dozen giant bulldozers to the site by sea, and I mean those ones with thirty foot diameter wheels they use in open cast mines.

2. Blast and excavate (as necessary) a huge trench along the side of each building on the landward side, and several hundred feet deep. Pile the removed earth on the far side of the trench to the building.

3. Plant explosive charges along the base of the trench on the side of the building, with the aim of collapsing that side of the trench so the building tumbles into the trench.

4. bulldoze the previously excavated earth and rock over what remains.

[doodab]

How about pumping water in to keep the radioactive stuff cool until the proper cooling systems can be restored, then decommissioning the reactors in a controlled manner once it has all cooled down?

[singhr]

How about pumping water in to keep the radioactive stuff cool until the proper cooling systems can be restored, then decommissioning the reactors in a controlled manner once it has all cooled down?

When is the next earthquake/tsnunami due?