Cats

[MaryPoppins]

1. I used to have a little robin that would sit on the handle of my fork while I was gardening.

2. Then, one day, I turned around and the poor sod was being carried off in the jaws of some fat ginger thing.

1. Oi, that's my thing.

2. I was going to make a joke about SY here, but that would be mean.

[wurzel]

1. Oi, that's my thing.

Please tell

[EternalOptimist]

I used to have a little robin that would sit on the handle of my fork while I was gardening. Then, one day, I turned around and the poor sod was being carried off in the jaws of some fat ginger thing.

I think the trick is to put a little bell on them. Then they can ding it when they see a cat coming

[MaryPoppins]

Please tell

You haven't watched my film, have you.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Amazing to watch how the tiniest, scrawniest little moggy will show absolutely no fear when confronting a huge, powerful dog.

Which in the case of next door's and our Greyhound (before anyone has a go this was a long time ago and the dog was technically my sister's) was a bad move on the part of the cat. Previous dogs had a scar from that cat - the cat had a scar from the Greyhound.

[norrahe]

I think the trick is to put a little bell on them. Then they can ding it when they see a cat coming

It doesn't work.

Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.

[Mich the Tester]

It doesn't work.

Either that or the local birds are deaf round our way judging from the skeletal detritus in our back garden.

That's an effective cull of defective birds.

[wurzel]

You haven't watched my film, have you.

No. I do try and watch it every Christmas but I always fall asleep before that bit.

[norrahe]

That's an effective cull of defective birds.

Hell of a lot of them in Numptonshire it seems

[norrahe]

No. I do try and watch it every Christmas but I always fall asleep before that bit.

Well she breaks the robin's neck after the song. Then goes on a murdering rampage and kills all the younger children and pimps out the older ones to Dick Van dyke

It is a horror film after all.