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It depends on the location.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Have you been put forward for any other forms of energy intake? If so, it would be beneficial to know , what type of food, amount paid for it, manufacturer, contact details for dispenser and sell by date, just in case I attempt to consume the same item by mistake..Comment
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Resources needed to facilitate lunch, must have particular experience in curries, preference will be given in particular to those from countries requiring visas.Comment
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I thought about going for a stroll in the park. Sadly, I had to reject the notion, as I don't have 5 years experience of Sun v8.3 and there are gaps in my recent strolling history.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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I can't reveal the precise location, as it would give away the client, but it begins with a vowel, if that helps.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIt depends on the location.Comment
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Before I can buy you a drink, have you got Employer Liability Insurance?If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Yes. And I've also signed your bit of paper that opts me out of the IR35 Act.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostBefore I can buy you a drink, have you got Employer Liability Insurance?Comment
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Good - because, you know - all other drink recipients opt out, too.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostYes. And I've also signed your bit of paper that opts me out of the IR35 Act.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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