Originally posted by thunderlizard
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
National Talk Like an Agent Day
Collapse
X
-
It depends on the location.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool Points -
Have you been put forward for any other forms of energy intake? If so, it would be beneficial to know , what type of food, amount paid for it, manufacturer, contact details for dispenser and sell by date, just in case I attempt to consume the same item by mistake..Comment
-
Resources needed to facilitate lunch, must have particular experience in curries, preference will be given in particular to those from countries requiring visas.Comment
-
I thought about going for a stroll in the park. Sadly, I had to reject the notion, as I don't have 5 years experience of Sun v8.3 and there are gaps in my recent strolling history.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
-
-
I can't reveal the precise location, as it would give away the client, but it begins with a vowel, if that helps.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIt depends on the location.Comment
-
-
Before I can buy you a drink, have you got Employer Liability Insurance?If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
-
Yes. And I've also signed your bit of paper that opts me out of the IR35 Act.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostBefore I can buy you a drink, have you got Employer Liability Insurance?Comment
-
Good - because, you know - all other drink recipients opt out, too.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostYes. And I've also signed your bit of paper that opts me out of the IR35 Act.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- The weird, the wonderful and the genuinely useful: what contractors get wrong about expenses Today 06:00
- Right to Work changes from October 2026: a contractor’s explainer Yesterday 15:46
- Data Kraken v Torry Harris: 5 lessons for software developer contractors Yesterday 06:09
- Loan Recall Case Study: Amanda Sep 1 06:00
- How IR35 inflated an £8.5bn consultancy bill — and tests Burnham at the Budget Aug 28 07:47
- Autumn Budget 2026: FCSA’s 5 contractor asks of John Healey Aug 27 04:15
- Andy Burnham's Zoom gripe doesn’t apply to IT contractors, say recruiters Aug 26 03:41
- Check your Loan Recall paperwork for the Isle of Man: it could matter Aug 25 03:27
- Budget 2026: Contractor advisers ask for ‘IR35 reset’ Aug 24 04:57
- Why might an umbrella company fail to pay its total tax bill to HMRC? Aug 18 06:08

Comment