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Nahhhhhhh!!!!! That was just a smokescreen. So they could pinch more of our Cod I expect!Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostDidn't they have their turn last year with a volcano?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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First I laughed, because the comment is so apropos. Then I got depressed, for the same reason.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThe panic on financial markets is another matter; that's all about airheads worrying that clever people can't solve problems.
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The one? The one? What "one" that runs through Iceland? If you mean a tectonic subduction zone, that's new since I did Geology. If you mean a cool guy with dark glasses, he wouldn't run, he'd just fly. If you mean a divergent boundary, that's not going to give us 8.9 quakes and a 10m tsunami.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI think we should be more worried about the one that runs through the middle of Iceland. Especially as Iceland is now a poor country and can no longer afford all the blue tack and gaffer tape to hold the Eurasian and Carribean plates together.
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Please stop being so sensible and panic blindly like the rest of us.Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostThe one? The one? What "one" that runs through Iceland? If you mean a tectonic subduction zone, that's new since I did Geology. If you mean a cool guy with dark glasses, he wouldn't run, he'd just fly. If you mean a divergent boundary, that's not going to give us 8.9 quakes and a 10m tsunami.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Apologies.Originally posted by doodab View PostPlease stop being so sensible and panic blindly like the rest of us.
OK, have you all heard about the La Palma Megatsunami? A huge block of rock, about half the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands, will drop into the sea sometime, causing mega tsunamis all round the Atlantic coasts. We're doomed.
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WHS - a rift isn't going to give massive earthquakes. But, over the course of a few millennia, it could be a good property investment since it's growing every year.Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View PostThe one? The one? What "one" that runs through Iceland? If you mean a tectonic subduction zone, that's new since I did Geology. If you mean a cool guy with dark glasses, he wouldn't run, he'd just fly. If you mean a divergent boundary, that's not going to give us 8.9 quakes and a 10m tsunami.
That said, having walked to the end of Chain of Craters Road, that might not be a totally sensible thing
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