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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    But the important question is why is question 17 left intentionally blank? What does it really mean, and should we be concerned? Is it part of some top secret government citizen tracking system in readiness for the invasion?
    It is a test of the nation's creativity and defiant spirit. Use it, and use it well.

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      #12
      Got mine yesterday.

      Did it online 5 minutes ago.

      My god, it is pretty intrusive, you feel like they have stripped you naked and examined you with a microscope.

      On the plus side, the online form was very easy to use and reliable. Well done to whoever was in charge of the software.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #13
        According to the census I'm a black one legged albanian lesbian midget, that should up the locals grants a bit or have I missed of any diversity tick boxes ?
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
          Got mine yesterday.

          Did it online 5 minutes ago.
          I am so feckless that I have no idea who, if indeed I, will be in my house 2 weeks in the future, so I'll be doing it on the day.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            Anyone done it yet? How intrusive? Big Brother is watching YOU
            Copy and paste from here

            Random Names
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #16
              Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
              Anyone done it yet? How intrusive? Big Brother is watching YOU
              Yeah Illgeal not to do it and taking your kids out school!

              ******* Police State man! ******* Police State!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Haven't decided yet on Jedi or Pastafarian.
                There is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.

                One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  On the plus side, the online form was very easy to use and reliable. Well done to whoever was in charge of the software.
                  Except you're not meant to do it until 27th March, so somebody screwed up the first most basic test that the software had to perform.
                  Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                    Except you're not meant to do it until 27th March, so somebody screwed up the first most basic test that the software had to perform.
                    You are right. I did not even bother reading through the paperwork, saw that I could do it online and went ahead and did it. Explains why the website was very responsive unlike other sites which just crash under load.
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      There is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.

                      One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.
                      Have slept on it overnight and decided on 'None' for my national identity.

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