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Got mine yesterday.
Did it online 5 minutes ago.
My god, it is pretty intrusive, you feel like they have stripped you naked and examined you with a microscope.
On the plus side, the online form was very easy to use and reliable. Well done to whoever was in charge of the software.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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According to the census I'm a black one legged albanian lesbian midget, that should up the locals grants a bit or have I missed of any diversity tick boxes ?Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I am so feckless that I have no idea who, if indeed I, will be in my house 2 weeks in the future, so I'll be doing it on the day.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostGot mine yesterday.
Did it online 5 minutes ago.Comment
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Copy and paste from hereOriginally posted by Ruprect View PostAnyone done it yet? How intrusive? Big Brother is watching YOU
Random Names"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Yeah Illgeal not to do it and taking your kids out school!Originally posted by Ruprect View PostAnyone done it yet? How intrusive? Big Brother is watching YOU
******* Police State man! ******* Police State!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHaven't decided yet on Jedi or Pastafarian.
One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Except you're not meant to do it until 27th March, so somebody screwed up the first most basic test that the software had to perform.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostOn the plus side, the online form was very easy to use and reliable. Well done to whoever was in charge of the software.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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You are right. I did not even bother reading through the paperwork, saw that I could do it online and went ahead and did it. Explains why the website was very responsive unlike other sites which just crash under load.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostExcept you're not meant to do it until 27th March, so somebody screwed up the first most basic test that the software had to perform.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Have slept on it overnight and decided on 'None' for my national identity.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThere is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.
One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.Comment
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