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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostAccording to the census I'm a black one legged albanian lesbian midget, that should up the locals grants a bit or have I missed of any diversity tick boxes ?Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThere is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.
One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostBut the important question is why is question 17 left intentionally blank? What does it really mean, and should we be concerned? Is it part of some top secret government citizen tracking system in readiness for the invasion?
The question relates to the Welsh language and it's only printed in full for recipients in WalesIt's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThere's so much fun to be had. I will be asking my 2 1/2 year old and soon to be newborn what their national identity is and recording it accordingly. Not for me to define them as English or Irish.
Haven't decided yet on Jedi or Pastafarian.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThere is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.
One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.Originally posted by 2BIT View Postits stupid, everyone knows most peeps put CofE out of some nationalistic pride rather than any religious affiliation so that stat is meaningless, why campaign to get people to change?
The hoomanists want you to take your atheism seriously.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by 2BIT View Postits stupid, everyone knows most peeps put CofE out of some nationalistic pride rather than any religious affiliation so that stat is meaningless, why campaign to get people to change?
I bloody well wouldn't.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDo they?
I bloody well wouldn't."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I might just sleep in the car - just to annoy them.
Also, how do they know I'll be where I say I am???
Bing!Comment
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the online form was very easy to use and reliable
Hoping to file my accounts today as dormant company. Says you can do it if you "have never traded" although they actually mean not traded in the year in question. Then because the company owes me about ten quid I couldn't use it as is no box for creditors.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThat's cos you weren't brought up CofE.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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