The Census

[SueEllen]

Except you're not meant to do it until 27th March, so somebody screwed up the first most basic test that the software had to perform.

I thought you could do it before 27th March as the idea is to state where you are on 27th March.

[Old Greg]

According to the census I'm a black one legged albanian lesbian midget, that should up the locals grants a bit or have I missed of any diversity tick boxes ?

I expect you already attract plenty of special funding.

[2BIT]

There is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.

One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.

its stupid, everyone knows most peeps put CofE out of some nationalistic pride rather than any religious affiliation so that stat is meaningless, why campaign to get people to change?

[MrRobin]

But the important question is why is question 17 left intentionally blank? What does it really mean, and should we be concerned? Is it part of some top secret government citizen tracking system in readiness for the invasion?

The real answer is rather dull, I'm afraid...

The question relates to the Welsh language and it's only printed in full for recipients in Wales

[d000hg]

There's so much fun to be had. I will be asking my 2 1/2 year old and soon to be newborn what their national identity is and recording it accordingly. Not for me to define them as English or Irish.

Haven't decided yet on Jedi or Pastafarian.

There is a campaign for people to say they have no religion.

One of the aims is to get rid of the Bishops from the House of Lords.

its stupid, everyone knows most peeps put CofE out of some nationalistic pride rather than any religious affiliation so that stat is meaningless, why campaign to get people to change?

Anti-religious campaigners smack down census Jedis ? The Register

The hoomanists want you to take your atheism seriously.

[MaryPoppins]

its stupid, everyone knows most peeps put CofE out of some nationalistic pride rather than any religious affiliation so that stat is meaningless, why campaign to get people to change?

Do they?

I bloody well wouldn't.

[SueEllen]

Do they?

I bloody well wouldn't.

That's cos you weren't brought up CofE.

[Sands of Time]

I might just sleep in the car - just to annoy them.

Also, how do they know I'll be where I say I am???



Bing!

[xoggoth]

the online form was very easy to use and reliable

Good lord, that must be a first! No incomprehensible PDF security procedures? No stuff below the continue button where nobody would think to look for it? No incomphensible questiosn with equally incomprehensible "help", no continual upload failures?

Hoping to file my accounts today as dormant company. Says you can do it if you "have never traded" although they actually mean not traded in the year in question. Then because the company owes me about ten quid I couldn't use it as is no box for creditors.

[cailin maith]

That's cos you weren't brought up CofE.

How do you know?