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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAah, you're one of those women.Coffee's for closersComment
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Sorry Ma'am, I didn't think you could lift those fat bingo wings to open it yourself.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOne of those women who knows how to get things done?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou'd just open the door for anyone wouldn't you if you both arrived, or where going for the door at the same time.
Just good manners innit.
I will even say thanks if they've held the door open while I'm still 5 miles away and have to do that stupid trot thing to get to the door quickly.
I do find it bizarre how many people don't have basic manners though.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostOne of those women who knows how to get things done?
Seriously MP if you know how to change a car tyre you will never have to because if you start doing it some bloke will come along and help.
Well they need to feel useful so you may as well allow them to feel better about themselves even if it does take them longer to put up a bookcase than you."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWHS
Seriously MP if you know how to change a car tyre you will never have to because if you start doing it some bloke will come along and help.
Well they need to feel useful so you may as well allow them to feel better about themselves even if it does take them longer to put up a bookcase than you.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWHS
Seriously MP if you know how to change a car tyre you will never have to because if you start doing it some bloke will come along and help.
Well they need to feel useful so you may as well allow them to feel better about themselves even if it does take them longer to put up a bookcase than you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostOne of the only reasons I wear a skirt at work because it ensures men open doors for me. Years ago I realised every time I wore trousers men in general wouldn't open doors for me with women it made no difference. And as I tend to work with more men then women .....
Also I noticed if I'm wearing a skirt and knee high boots male drivers are more likely to stop and let me cross the road. It was weird when I made that connection and London bus drivers started doing it. Women drivers tend to ignore you as a pedestrian but are more likely to let you out when driving.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'm a contractor FFS. Personally I do know how to change a car tyre, but I prefer to ring my account manager at Mr Benz's dealership and he sends a mechanic or a replacement car within 30 minutes, thus saving me the indignity of mucky hands and a black stain on my shirt."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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