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C'mon the spurs
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Has he got something against heading goalwards? Everytime it came his way he knocked it down for their invisible striker. Crouch is w@nk. The way they celebrated at the end, you would have thought that they had won the cup!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Crouch may or may not be w@nk, but he's scored winners against both Milan sides and scored to earn draws in two other champions league ties this season.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostHas he got something against heading goalwards? Everytime it came his way he knocked it down for their invisible striker. Crouch is w@nk. The way they celebrated at the end, you would have thought that they had won the cup!
Arsenal might have benefited with a w@nk like that.
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But he makes every team he plays for look w@nk as they resort to hoofing the ball ou to him so that he can nod it down. And he still looks like Timmy from South Park. Obviously without the wheelchair.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostCrouch may or may not be w@nk, but he's scored winners against both Milan sides and scored to earn draws in two other champions league ties this season.
Arsenal might have benefited with a w@nk like that.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Crouch can be a useful player, but the problem is that European refs give too many fouls against him.Comment
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I agree - like for getting things down off tall shelves and putting light bulbs in. Too one dimentional. Last night the Milan players were drawing fouls by backing into him and play broke down.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostCrouch can be a useful player, but the problem is that European refs give too many fouls against him.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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