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"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Originally posted by Incognito View Post6 Foot 7 and strawberry blonde then. Sheesh.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm not Wilmslow."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHere I am working at home and bloody Testermog 2 keeps jumping on my legs and farting.
Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?
Because you are working and ignoring the cat, the cat is pretending that it's not bothered, and is trying to be indifferent by jumping up on to you, and farting.
The correct response to this, in order to assert dominance, is to employ reverse psychological cat behaviour, and crouch down to the same level as the cat, and without looking at it in the eye, crap on its head.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostOnly you would know if that was true.
Epic fail
Nice try though.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostMe, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.
Are you Wilmslow?
Yes or No.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostMe, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.
Epic fail
Nice try though.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm not Wilmslow.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs that a yes or a no? You seem to be avoiding the question.Comment
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