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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yes, I can imagine her on blob week, swigging from a bottle of red, reaching for the knife drawer.



    Typical unhinged tree hugging leftie type.
    Nah she just needs a good shag and she'd be alright

    It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      Nah she just needs a good shag and she'd be alright

      It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
      You volunteering?
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        You volunteering?
        I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #14
          Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
          I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?
          With standards that low you'll never be disappointed
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?
            MP?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              MP?
              Time for the popcorn methinks
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                MP?
                Not that deranged
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  She's got to be a vegetarian!

                  They ******* scare the bejeezus out of me!

                  Be afraid, be very afraid!
                  I've come across types who try to smuggle their nuts and lentils into your food.

                  Feckin irresponsible. They don't know that I'm not allergic to that stuff.

                  (a colleague is allergic to nuts and he tells me it isn't pleasant)
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                    I've come across types who try to smuggle their nuts and lentils into your food.

                    Feckin irresponsible. They don't know that I'm not allergic to that stuff.

                    (a colleague is allergic to nuts and he tells me it isn't pleasant)
                    I'm "allergic" to nuts as well
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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