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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    I've come across types who try to smuggle their nuts and lentils into your food.

    Feckin irresponsible. They don't know that I'm not allergic to that stuff.

    (a colleague is allergic to nuts and he tells me it isn't pleasant)
    I'm "allergic" to nuts as well

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    She's got to be a vegetarian!

    They ******* scare the bejeezus out of me!

    Be afraid, be very afraid!
    I've come across types who try to smuggle their nuts and lentils into your food.

    Feckin irresponsible. They don't know that I'm not allergic to that stuff.

    (a colleague is allergic to nuts and he tells me it isn't pleasant)

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    MP?
    Not that deranged

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    MP?
    Time for the popcorn methinks

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?
    MP?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?
    With standards that low you'll never be disappointed

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    You volunteering?
    I've slept with deranged lezzas, so why not give a deranged veggie a sausage sandwich ?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Nah she just needs a good shag and she'd be alright

    It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
    You volunteering?

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yes, I can imagine her on blob week, swigging from a bottle of red, reaching for the knife drawer.



    Typical unhinged tree hugging leftie type.
    Nah she just needs a good shag and she'd be alright

    It's a dirty job but someones got to do it

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Just getting in character with the rest of you plebs on the board.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    CM shops at "Primarni" and you use such vulgarities as "on the nosh"

    Is this you?

    Just getting in character with the rest of you plebs on the board.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    She's got to be a vegetarian!

    They ******* scare the bejeezus out of me!

    One day they'll be down there on the nosh and suddenly there'll be an epiphany and they'll realise that they want meat, NOW!

    Be afraid, be very afraid!
    CM shops at "Primarni" and you use such vulgarities as "on the nosh"

    Is this you?

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  • Churchill
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    She's got to be a vegetarian!

    They ******* scare the bejeezus out of me!

    One day they'll be down there on the nosh and suddenly there'll be an epiphany and they'll realise that they want meat, NOW!

    Be afraid, be very afraid!

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  • thunderlizard
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    When I reuse envelopes, I often just cross out the old address and write the new one by the side. Or I glue some spare normal paper over it. No special stack of big Envelope Reuse Labels required, so less paper gets used up.

    Please could somebody suggest that to her? I'm a bit scared to do it myself.

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  • suityou01
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yes, I can imagine her on blob week, swigging from a bottle of red, reaching for the knife drawer.



    Typical unhinged tree hugging leftie type.

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