Its a beautiful spring day in London ...

[Incognito]

..and I've got the day off.
What shall I do?

Go **** yourself.

HTH.

[pacharan]

Get yourself to t'Oh Too and 'ave a good belly laff wi' some northerners.
Peter Kay: The Tour That Doesn't Tour - Visit London

I trust you are being ironic Mitchell.

That guy ain't funny, not only that he's highly irritating. If I hear Is This The Way To Amarillo again.....

[DimPrawn]

..and I've got the day off.
What shall I do?

Meet up with some friends.



Have a drink with some old buddies.



Post bollox on here from your eco-shed.

[shaunbhoy]

..and I've got the day off.
What shall I do?

What did you do in the end sasguru?
I was going to recommend you get along to www.billy-no-mates.com - Under Construction as they might tolerate your innate c0ckishness more readily than CUK, but that is probably an avenue you have already explored.