Originally posted by MarillionFan
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Now imagine if you were lying about that?!
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I had ten pints then chased our new kitten around the house trying to put some ham on his back like a saddle. Then the other three chased him and tried to eat him
the missus asked me this am why I keep eating so much ham after a big sunday dinner..
one day she will find out and I will be a gonna
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Friday night took bird down the pub, had pub meal watched telly
Saturday, fixed stuff, played computer games,watched films and had a kebab for dinner
Sunday I stayed in, spent the afternoon on the sofa snogging my bird watching a film
Then back to work (:
Sometimes life is ordinaryLast edited by amcdonald; 7 March 2011, 10:32.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I met a friend and went shopping Saturday morning, went back to my place and cooked us something to eat.
Decided to have a disco nap before going out on Saturday night, didn't wake up until 10.30 couldn't be bothered going at that point, watched a movie I down loaded "Black Swan"
Had a friend over for Sunday brunch, drank more than eat, not good. Just about got to work this morning.
I need to stop inviting people over to see my new place.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Shhh. I don't want Wilmslow to know about the swingers party.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostNow imagine if you were lying about that?!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What an odd thing to lie about.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostAparently most of us lie about how we spend our weekends, to impress others.
Most common lies are about going out on a Saturday night or attending dinner parties, when really we've stayed in!
Who does this?!!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI spent saturday morning paragliding, saturday afternoon bobsleighing, went out for a slap up michelin 3* meal on saturday night, then took a bevvy of blondes home for an orgy, then spent sunday racing a vintage formula one car around the Nurburgring before finishing the weekend with a helicopter ride home and a magnum of champers.
Not much to write home about really.
Now I know you are lying: you in any thing less than a 4*!!!Growing old is mandatory
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He's trying to sound more like the common man, what whatOriginally posted by Halo Jones View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Michelin only goes up to 3*, what what. Innit.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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That's what they tell the masses to keep them out of the "special" placesOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGrowing old is mandatory
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