Am I a bad father ?

[EternalOptimist]

I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat

[MarillionFan]

I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat

You are a bad father and cheap. At 35. You should have bought her a smart phone by now.

Shame on you.

[Old Greg]

I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat

Probably just a symptom of rubella.

[minestrone]

Went to a quiz night in Australia with my two Scottish flat mates, we called ourself 'the scots' news, politics, music, general. We were winning at half time by a clear margin.

"we are going to have a break and come back with the half time results"

"OK, first question after the break name three areas in Sydney that end in..." "Who was the Australian PM in 1978" etc

Feckers rigged the questions and we came in last.

[amcdonald]

I It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic)

So your daughter, any pictures ?

[Sockpuppet]

I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

I thought you were going to say she'sd phoned you to say "Hey dad....found a free place to live. I might just have to do unsavoury things to an it geek."

[cailin maith]

So your daughter, any pictures ?

Oh, hello Wilmslow

[amcdonald]

Oh, hello Wilmslow

How much for your women?

I want to buy your daughter... how much for the little girl ?

[Churchill]

How much for your women?

I want to buy your daughter... how much for the little girl ?

You may be as fat and as ugly as John Belushi but you're nowhere near as funny and he's dead!

[amcdonald]

You may be as fat and as ugly as John Belushi but you're nowhere near as funny and he's dead!

Ohhhh someone didn't get their morning kiss from their toyboy this morning

Nevermind dear, I'm sure Wilmslow will come along in a minute to smack one right on you chopper