I really need help with this. SY02-05 are in bed. I have been at the pub playing darts. I dialled out for a kebab, and when it was delivered SY-Pooch suddenly joined me on the sofa.
As it was a mixed kebab I try to vary her diet. She turned her nose up at the pickled red cabbage and the lettuce. However the shish kebab and chicken shish chunks were acceptable.
In a last ditch attempt to try and balance this with some veg I offered a jalapeno pepper. She snubbed me. I then tried to smear it in humous and then glue a piece of shish kebab to it. The whole was taken in, and the jalapeno was reproduced minus humous and shish chunk.
Weird considering she likes vindaloo.
I reserve the right to sober up and look on this post with shame.
As it was a mixed kebab I try to vary her diet. She turned her nose up at the pickled red cabbage and the lettuce. However the shish kebab and chicken shish chunks were acceptable.
In a last ditch attempt to try and balance this with some veg I offered a jalapeno pepper. She snubbed me. I then tried to smear it in humous and then glue a piece of shish kebab to it. The whole was taken in, and the jalapeno was reproduced minus humous and shish chunk.
Weird considering she likes vindaloo.
I reserve the right to sober up and look on this post with shame.
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