Ok, I own up, sasguru is my sockpuppet

[shaunbhoy]

You mean sasguru doesn't exist?

What am I supposed to aspire to now? My life is a meaningless void.

If your life is a meaningless void then you have already reached the same stage of enlightenment as sasguru.

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

I'll believe it if CM confirms it.


I suppose he was wearing a bit thin. no more lines left. bereft

[Churchill]

I'll believe it if CM confirms it.


I suppose he was wearing a bit thin. no more lines left. bereft

Unfortunately CM is one of my SockPuppets too.

[alreadypacked]

Unfortunately CM is one of my SockPuppets too.

Working away again dogie, you will have to face the music at the weekend

[Churchill]

Working away again dogie, you will have to face the music at the weekend

She'll have forgotten by the time I get home.
Failing that, a little wining and dining and she'll be like putty in my hands(paws, Shirley?)

[Wodewick]

She'll have forgotten by the time I get home.
Failing that, a little wining and dining and she'll be like putty in my hands(paws, Shirley?)

S'funny cos she said that after a little wine - you were like putty in her hands (soft and limp)

[Churchill]

S'funny cos she said that after a little wine - you were like putty in her hands (soft and limp)

A bit of projection there, eh? Make you feel better huh? Go on, let it out, it's ok to cry, there you go. That's good.

[sasguru]

Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

[MarillionFan]

Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

While yes indeed, I Marillionfan run the Churchill account.

I had to create a dull, offensive overweight poster which in turn I used to create an exciting, offensive, look at me I am special poster, so cover the fact the Churchill isn't but I .

DAMN!

[Churchill]

Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

Yes, as you've all realised it is but a sham, a fantasy.

Hopefully the medication and therapy will help. However I can't do it without your help dear readers.

Thank you all for your understanding.

Oh and I'll be having a whip round for my meds so please give generously.