Wake up call for AtW

[AtW]

And yet AtW, with his paltry 10 years experience, if that, spurns all our sage advice.

There is more sage in my roast chicken stuffing than in this thread.

Got advance notice of landlord visit "to check flat for insurance purposes", nicely put - guess buying a house has got some advantage

I still got no sofa - will just have to say I bought it in DFS last year

[DimPrawn]

There is more sage in my roast chicken stuffing than in this thread.

Got advance notice of landlord visit "to check flat for insurance purposes", nicely put - guess buying a house has got some advantage

I still got no sofa - will just have to say I bought it in DFS last year

Please stand up straight and salute as he enters the flat.

Will he go round with a white glove looking for stains?

[Churchill]

Please stand up straight and salute as he enters the flat.

Will he go round with an ultra-violet lamp looking for stains?

FTFY.

[AtW]

Please stand up straight and salute as he enters the flat.

Jawohl, Lord Helmet.

[2BIT]

There is more sage in my roast chicken stuffing than in this thread.

Got advance notice of landlord visit "to check flat for insurance purposes", nicely put - guess buying a house has got some advantage

I still got no sofa - will just have to say I bought it in DFS last year

whilst trying not to get embroiled in the dimprawn/atw debate I would say that one advantage of having your own house is not having these landlord visits - it's very inconvenient to have to tidy up once every six months because you have an inspection

certainly where I live renting is a mugs game

[DimPrawn]

How about this?

10 bedroom house for sale in Somerset Road, Edgbaston, Birmingham, West Midlands, B15

Plenty of room for a sofa and a box of squirrels there.

[AtW]

How about this?

10 bedroom house for sale in Somerset Road, Edgbaston, Birmingham, West Midlands, B15

Plenty of room for a sofa and a box of squirrels there.

"Grade 2* Listed"

No thanks...

[DimPrawn]

"Grade 2* Listed"

No thanks...

Can be a problem when you want to put a helicopter pad on the roof, I know.