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What does your car say about you?
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My car told the client that those fancy BMWs don’t work on snow and ice yet my FWD car got through no matter how un-trendy it is."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh right.
I was referring to them losing all 4 wheels if you stop at a red traffic light.Comment
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Got to keep those trunions greasedOriginally posted by Churchill View PostAnd it still had all 4 wheels and they were going round!
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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My car is red
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Why don't you record a song about it, a blues number.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostStill don't have a car yet
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