What does your car say about you?

[darmstadt]

By his own admission, SB is one of those 70 mph middle-lane hoggers which indicates he's a senile old fart, too slow-witted to cope with the cut and thrust of motorway driving.
Hence his need to denigrate the more manly and dashing, motorbike-riding, cooler members of the congregation.

HTH

Who can still only do 70mph regardless of which lane they are in otherwise they're breaking the law

[DimPrawn]

Move to raise motorway limit to 80mph 'will boost economy' - UK Politics, UK - The Independent

This would never happen under Labour who I believe were looking into imposing a 50mph limit on all motorways to cut CO2.

[Dark Black]

That's what I thought... but it's not politically correct to remark on it.

So what's wrong with purple?

I've always wanted a purple car... very Goth (had black ones already)

[MaryPoppins]

Purple was the only colour they had of the model I wanted.

I couldn't very well ask them to scrape off all the paint and respray it black or something, could I?

Anyway it's more of a plum colour.

Ok, OK! I was just intrigued, honest!

[Old Greg]

Ok, OK! I was just intrigued, honest!

I'm intrigued that he has purple plums and wanted a matching car.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm intrigued that he has purple plums and wanted a matching car.

It is the colour of sexual frustration I believe

[Doggy Styles]

I like green cars.

I haven't owned one for a long time though.

My Rover P4 90 was green.

My Rover from 20 years ago was green too. Rover used to like green. And beige.

[DimPrawn]

It is the colour of sexual frustration I believe

My wife wears purple knickers.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I'm swapping a 3.2 litre straight six M engined car producing 325bhp for a 4.8 litre V8 producing 360bhp, how can you say this!?!

When do you get a real car with proper power. 360 bhp, pah!

[Doggy Styles]

It is the colour of sexual frustration I believe

Bishops, David Icke and Fiorentina footballers wear purple.

You might have a point.