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    I'm so bored

    No work to do, stuck in the house, only so much WoW one can take. I might have to raid the wine cellar.

    Somebody please tell me a joke or a story or even abuse would be welcome right now.
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Wine cellar, get you
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Wine cellar, get you
      Awright, the wine rack then. Cases of wine get stored in the garage.
      Me, me, me...

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        #4
        Now the truth comes out. How's about you come here and do this bit of ironing/wait for the child to wake - I'll sit in your house and watch some porn in peace.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Now the truth comes out. How's about you come here and do this bit of ironing/wait for the child to wake - I'll sit in your house and watch some porn in peace.
          Sure, sounds like a plan.

          PS I like feisty.
          Me, me, me...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Sure, sounds like a plan.

            PS I like feisty.
            You like being what?

            I've made myself giggle there.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              You like being what?

              I've made myself giggle there.
              Feisty - Having or showing exuberance and strong determination (that's the polite version).

              MP takes no prisoners is what I was getting at
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Feisty - Having or showing exuberance and strong determination (that's the polite version).

                MP takes no prisoners is what I was getting at
                I know what it means. I was going to amend your post to read 'I like being fisted' but thought it might be a bit close to the bone here. Oops.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I know what it means. I was going to amend your post to read 'I like being fisted' but thought it might be a bit close to the bone here. Oops.


                  I did have a wine cellar in a house I used to live in;

                  Linky

                  Accommodation provided when I first worked as a permie, it's a museum now. Kinda freaky being the only person living in it at the time (and I wasn't a caretaker).
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Awright, the wine rack then. Cases of wine get stored in the garage.
                    Plenty of room in there now of course
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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