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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    He said he was confident his £14 Baby Gaga would go down a treat with customers.

    ‘No one’s done anything interesting with ice-cream in the last hundred years,’ he said.

    Fourteen QUID?!


    I'll show him some interesting things to do with ice cream.
    I think it's call sploshing
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      If she's having it all pumped out every day won't she become prematurely droopy?
      She no doubt already looks like she's got two pitta breads on her chest.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        And all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          You're fugly, that's the harm.
          I'd hit it!

          And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            There are people who would like almost anything you can think of (and several things you probably can't) according to some websites.
            Rule 34

            Last edited by DaveB; 24 February 2011, 13:31.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              And all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #17
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                I'd hit it!

                And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
                FFS!
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  I'd hit it!

                  And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
                  Yep, but you're from Yorkshire. You'd squeeze it into your tea if you thought your could save 5p that way.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    A plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.

                    Put down your boxes of tissues lads.

                    Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?











                    Too far?
                    Mmmm. Fudge ribbon in mine please.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      A plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.

                      Put down your boxes of tissues lads.

                      Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?











                      Too far?
                      So we'd be making money hand over fist?
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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