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She no doubt already looks like she's got two pitta breads on her chest.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf she's having it all pumped out every day won't she become prematurely droopy?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd hit it!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou're fugly, that's the harm.
And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Rule 34Originally posted by zeitghostThere are people who would like almost anything you can think of (and several things you probably can't) according to some websites.
Last edited by DaveB; 24 February 2011, 13:31."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnd all the while I get called a perv for liking custard on tits.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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FFS!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'd hit it!
And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Yep, but you're from Yorkshire. You'd squeeze it into your tea if you thought your could save 5p that way.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI'd hit it!
And on a side note I've been "enjoying" some breast loving with girlfriend after she had given birth recently and got a bit of a taste of breast milk, its not bad!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Mmmm. Fudge ribbon in mine please.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostA plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.
Put down your boxes of tissues lads.
Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?
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So we'd be making money hand over fist?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostA plan B for male CUKers has sprung to mind.
Put down your boxes of tissues lads.
Slice of jizz cream cake anyone?
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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