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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDunno, but RBS are trying hard. Their Dutch office is right nextdoor to the Dutch national debt, known to the world as ING Bank, opposite a casino in Rotterdam. They've even had their very own zebra crossing built for convenience.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGerman bank managers can be quite strict about lending money for frivolous expenditure.Comment
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What about firemen? They only work a small fraction of the time they're paid for.
In London's Burning they used to kip on the night shift like my mate in the print industry.Comment
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Damn, I'm agreeing with SAS on economics again. I must have caught some lefty brain worms.
I don't think our industry is quite as minor as some imagine but we could certainly use a major shift towards production. The obvious problem with a service based economy is the ease with which other countries could take it over, it needs major investment to make machinery.
Solicitors and accountants are largely unecessary, or would be if we had simpler laws and an effective arbitration system. Bring most of the precedent and common law stuff they spend time arguing about into statute law.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhat about firemen? They only work a small fraction of the time they're paid for.
In London's Burning they used to kip on the night shift like my mate in the print industry.
Bankers, accountants and solicitors only risk is that the client complaints to one of their regulators and they get to hear about it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhat about firemen? They only work a small fraction of the time they're paid for.
In London's Burning they used to kip on the night shift like my mate in the print industry.
Much more productive than kipping.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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