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    #71
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Thank you for your feedback Mr CT your opinion is importance to us

    Team MF
    F...ing bunch o' cowboys.

    Spag bol on yer lap?

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      #72
      Looks like that time of month for the transgendered individuals on CUK
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #73
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        You know who you are. You struggled academically, didn't do too well at higher education. Some of you, with tenacity, may have got a mediocre degree from some ex-poly
        that's me and me Douglas

        Milan.

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          #74
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          You know who you are. You struggled academically, didn't do too well at higher education. Some of you, with tenacity, may have got a mediocre degree from some ex-poly. Some of you have some vocational qualifications.
          Some of you may even have some professional success since IT doesn't really require that much intelligence.


          Reporting for duty!

          Morning all!
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #75
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            If a Sasguru leaves his house at 9am, drives 2 miles to the station at 20MPH, and then travels to London on a train at 75MPH to visit a headhunter about a new job then who paid for lunch and did Sasguru swallow?
            My guess is that he paid and swallowing was lunch!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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