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Plan B. I need one.

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    #81
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!
    Or enter politics. Seriously.

    How to become an MP - Times Online

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      #82
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!
      This hasn't been suggested. The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #83
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Or enter politics. Seriously.

        How to become an MP - Times Online
        PAGE ERROR.

        MP the MP. I like it; and I could go banana's on the expenses, right?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #84
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.
          Is that any different to contracting?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #85
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            PAGE ERROR.

            MP the MP. I like it; and I could go banana's on the expenses, right?
            Fill yer boots!

            Boomed!

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              #86
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

              I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

              Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.
              I would say lighthouse keeper, but I think they're all automated now, and the money was probably never brilliant.

              How about shepherdess in a remote region of the Carpathian mountains? Again, the money is probably carp; but on the plus side you probably get all the lamb chops and kebabs you can eat.
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                #87
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Good point. Maybe we should have a poll?

                Choices could be

                AlreadyPacked
                K2P2
                Cojak
                CM
                Sally Anne
                Zippy
                Norrahe????

                I'm sure AtW would be only too willing to get his credit card out.
                and Wilmslow would be only too willing to get his out
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                  #88
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  and Wilmslow would be only too willing to get his out
                  Yes, this is indeed a plan in the making.

                  We all live in different areas though - Are there 10 CKUK-ers in your area MP?

                  I like the sound of this......

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    Yes, this is indeed a plan in the making.

                    We all live in different areas though - Are there 10 CKUK-ers in your area MP?

                    I like the sound of this......
                    Midget lesbian porn is all in vogue at the moment.
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                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      This hasn't been suggested. The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.
                      Oh. Sorry, thought you wanted something new and paid more than £10 per hour

                      Anyway, I thought that was more or less describes HR?
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