Plan B. I need one.

[amcdonald]

Learn Polish and train to be a plumber.

Failing that, there's always adultwork, live jasmin et al.

...Then you wouldn't have to get out of bed in the morning

[amcdonald]

Run away and join the circus.

learn how be a lion tamer

I thought only accountants could cross train into lion taming

[BA to the Stars]

I thought only accountants could cross train into lion taming

And then build up gradually

Start off with anteaters

[AtW]

I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort. Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.

Become Wilmslow's girlfriend.

HTH

[Freamon]

and I hate most people.

Become a DBA.

[Troll]

maybe consider this?

[SueEllen]

maybe consider this?

Guys in that industry earn much less then women and have to do more hard work.

[Pondlife]

Guys in that industry earn much less then women and have to do more hard work.

They only get paid for the hard work.

[DimPrawn]

Guys in that industry earn much less then women and have to do more hard work.

That's why I left the industry. That and the stiff competition I was facing.

[Wilmslow]

I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.

You could always be my little woman? A nice 3 bed bungalow in Wilmslow surely is too good an offer to resist. There are the footballers wives to hobnob with to while away the day, as well as the joy of cooking my evening meal. We could then ditch the gym and have hours of sexercise to while away the evenings, progressing to the summer house for the summer time.

What more could you want from life??