9 Slices of bacon

[EternalOptimist]

Batter is a whole new world, this is what the current Mrs stek had to learn as a foreign student..

Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter
Will this better butter make my bitter batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter,
and made her bitter batter better.

She says it spot on - me, err....

yeah we had that in Liverpool. but it was 'queenie gobbler'
not betty botter

Queenie gobbler bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter;
If it runs into my minnie,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of fanny batter,
Better than the bitter butter
Will this better butter make my fanny batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter,
and made her fanny batter better.


lovely girl. could suck a tennis ball through a hosepipe, shame about the boat race

[EternalOptimist]

There once was a CUK poster
who was a scouse boaster.
He ate 9 rashers of bacon.
I don't know why.
Perhaps he'll die?

I had a little skidmark
he was long and brown
he had a sledge lodged in his ead
it seemed to make him frown