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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Chill out PL, it's nearly three o'clock PM in the afternoon.
    He's not going to spin into a singularity screaming seafood calamari is he?

    Anyway. There must be a sub categorization of midgets.

    He's a tall midget, he's a short midget. Oh he's just about Mary's size that one????
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      He's not going to spin into a singularity screaming seafood calamari is he?

      Anyway. There must be a sub categorization of midgets.

      He's a tall midget, he's a short midget. Oh he's just about Mary's size that one????
      Is midget the politically correct term?

      I think I technically am one. Nearly.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Is midget the politically correct term?

        I think I technically am one. Nearly.
        No I believe midget is a derogatory term.

        I believe the acceptable term these days is oompa loompa.

        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          No I believe midget is a derogatory term.

          I believe the acceptable term these days is oompa loompa.
          As my Mum said when I had this discussion with her 'well, I know I'm not allowed to call them goblins'.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Chill out PL, it's nearly three o'clock PM in the afternoon.
            Excellent!

            Reminiscent of Chris Morris as some of his verbal over-runs.

            "Proof if proof be need be".

            ". . . has that story with him reporting from there".
            The vegetarian option.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              As my Mum said when I had this discussion with her 'well, I know I'm not allowed to call them goblins'.
              Depends what they're doing at the time.

              The vegetarian option.

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                #17
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                Excellent!

                Reminiscent of Chris Morris as some of his verbal over-runs.

                "Proof if proof be need be".

                ". . . has that story with him reporting from there".


                The 'PM in the afternoon' thing is one of my massive gripes - local radio territory
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  No I believe midget is a derogatory term.

                  I believe the acceptable term these days is oompa loompa.
                  We call them MFs in our house.

                  Howya doing shorty?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    We call them MFs in our house.

                    Howya doing shorty?
                    Stumpy - Shirley?
                    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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