Touchy Subject: Any blokes on here had / considered a Hair Transplant?

[RichardCranium]

it's where they take a strip of hair from the back of your head, which is more like pubic hair, and move it in batches of 10 hairs or so, to the front or top of your head.

With a minge as a crown, you risk looking like the prick underneath.

[Lockhouse]

No. Just shave your head instead (stubble length, not complete skinhead); you might be pleasantly surprised how some women react.

Agree. I always said the more I lost my hair, the shorter I'd have it cut. I'm down to a No1 at the sides and back and a No2 on top. It looks rubbish when you are a bit of a baldy and it starts to get longer. The missus likes it as well.

[EternalOptimist]

I had the same thoughts when the barber laughed the last time I asked for a number 3. he pulled out a minus 2.5

I asked the missus if she thought I should spend a few grand getting some alfalfa sown on my baldy ead.
She said 'all in all, its way down my list of concerns about your appearance, why not split the money and spend a few hundred getting your beer belly lipoed off, a hundred getting some of those chins off, some industrial strength deodorant and a couple of grand getting your willy enlarged to four inches long'


and that was on valentines day

[Wodewick]

.......they take a strip of hair (c. 10000 hairs) from the back of your head, which is more like pubic hair..............

WFT??
Since when has the hair on the back of your head been like Pubic Hair!!!

[EternalOptimist]

WFT??
Since when has the hair on the back of your head been like Pubic Hair!!!

it would be , if you were a dick head

[Halo Jones]

I had the same thoughts when the barber laughed the last time I asked for a number 3. he pulled out a minus 2.5

I asked the missus if she thought I should spend a few grand getting some alfalfa sown on my baldy ead.
She said 'all in all, its way down my list of concerns about your appearance, why not split the money and spend a few hundred getting your beer belly lipoed off, a hundred getting some of those chins off, some industrial strength deodorant and a couple of grand getting your willy enlarged to four inches long'


and that was on valentines day

Awwww

[TimberWolf]

If you have it all shaved off, what do you use to get the shiny look? Or is matt best?

[SueEllen]

No. Just shave your head instead (stubble length, not complete skinhead); you might be pleasantly surprised how some women react.

I LOVE bald heads.

Especially freshly shaved.

Skinhead works on lots of blokes.

(Oh and to wash your head use women's face cleaning liquid i.e. Simple, make sure you have a hat for every occasion especially in the summer and you may have to use moisturiser. )

BTW it's blokes who have a problem with male baldness on other men regardless of their sexuality. Most women don't care either way.

[darmstadt]

Nope but I have been looking into anal bleaching as people keep complaining that when I moon them it looks like a baboon has escaped from the zoo

[SueEllen]

Nope but I have been looking into anal bleaching as people keep complaining that when I moon them it looks like a baboon has escaped from the zoo

Get it waxed.

Beauticians have seen a lot worse.