Lesson One: how to feel old...

[stek]

I used to be quite partial to Tennent's Super Duper Dapper Druper.

You completely misunderstand what Tennent's Super is all about.

Ever done a four-tin'er?

Two the most I can manage, done the occasional four-er though, to lift the gloom....

[RSoles]

Surely moobs are the perfect accessory.

And without them you'd have no way of polishing DVDs.
They're clearly a direct evolutionary consequence of the development of opto-drives.

[NotAllThere]

I'm sure some DVD/blu-ray discs have similar setups don't they, to cram extra data on? Or did I dream that?

I've got Les Miserables (French TV series) on 2 double sided DVDs. Six hours, forty minutes total.