Permie "Bonus Day" tomorrow

[moorfield]

Suggestions for lines to use on my boss tomorrow please?
I want to make him as paranoid and uncomfortable as possible.

I'm thinking of:

"Whatever. I couldn't give a toss really beause

1. You've given me a salary 20% more than I asked for. Idiot.

2. I'm skilling up and will be out of here by this time next year.
"

[amcdonald]

Bonus Day unless you're talking city bankers, never makes up for not being paid contractor rates it's all tulip really

[FiveTimes]

have you been there long enough to qualify for a full bonus ?

[MarillionFan]

What's the difference between your penis and your bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus.

[shaunbhoy]

What's the difference between your penis and your bonus?

Your wife will always blow your bonus.

[amcdonald]

What's the connection between a penis and their bonus?

Men both lie about the size of them

[Alf W]

Thankyou. I'm going to put it towards a suit.

[Churchill]

Suggestions for lines to use on my boss tomorrow please?
I want to make him as paranoid and uncomfortable as possible.

I'm thinking of:

"Whatever. I couldn't give a toss really beause

1. You've given me a salary 20% more than I asked for. Idiot.

2. I'm skilling up and will be out of here by this time next year.
"

Might I suggest, reading between the lines, you consider spending your bonus on a psychotherapist.

You appear to have "issues".

[ChrisPackit]

I remember at the last gig, one of the permie analysts was trying to rub it in my face about his annual bonus.

I replied, "I'm a contractor, every week has a bonus for me!"

Soon shut him up!

[Bunk]

I remember at the last gig, one of the permie analysts was trying to rub it in my face about his annual bonus.

I replied, "I'm a contractor, every week has a bonus for me!"

Soon shut him up!

Really? I'd be surprised if an analyst didn't make several times as much as you before his bonus

Maybe he was just humouring you.