Currently interviewing a Bob

[MaryPoppins]

Can you see him wobbling his head from side to side? If not, ask him to sit in front of a webcam and then you can wobble your smartphone from side to side for extra realism.

[Zippy]

Nope. Boring crummy old Nokia. Had fancy phones and kept breaking them, losing them, dropping them down the loo. Just not worth it.

Plus wtf needs to scan a barcode in the pub, you just look like a knob.

WHS. All you need is ability to take incriminating photos at social gatherings(to take an entirely random example)

[MarillionFan]

Any contractor worth his salt should have the latest gadgets, smart phones and expensive Italian styled shoes.

Anything less then you're setting a bad example.

[Mich the Tester]

WHS. All you need is ability to take incriminating photos at social gatherings(to take an entirely random example)

...said Mr Long-Arms from the Upskirts Forum.

[FiveTimes]

Nope. Boring crummy old Nokia. Had fancy phones and kept breaking them, losing them, dropping them down the loo. Just not worth it.

Plus I need an old phone incase any of the kids stand on it

ftfy

[amcdonald]

I was in a place that interviewed a Bob over conference call, after 10 minutes of the "right we do this, we work with this, we want you to work on this" chat you get at the start of the interview he starts going "hello, hello, are you there".

I hope it is video as well. I have worked with a few companies that rotate the questions for each offshore bob interview as it is always assumed they have back up in the room and someone taking notes of the questions.

Is their stock answer "I've done the needfull" ?

[Mich the Tester]

Any contractor worth his salt should have the latest gadgets, smart phones and expensive Italian styled shoes.

Anything less then you're setting a bad example.

I'm wearing Doc Martens. Lady Tester wears the expensive shoes at Tester Manor. Not Italian though, Vivienne Westwood.

[OwlHoot]

I was in a place that interviewed a Bob over conference call, after 10 minutes of the "right we do this, we work with this, we want you to work on this" chat you get at the start of the interview he starts going "hello, hello, are you there".

Good one

Maybe he thought your Glaswegian accent was static on the line - It's an easy mistake to make.

[Mich the Tester]

Are you sure he was Indian? He might have been Welsh; they sound the same to me.

Prompt: Zeity explodes into rage

[suityou01]

ftfy

Nice one