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    #31
    Originally posted by RichardCranium
    Shouldn't that have been "Tone", rather than "Bing"?

    Woopsie, methinks.

    I'm not very well!


    Bing!

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      #32
      Originally posted by RichardCranium
      Shouldn't that have been "Tone", rather than "Bing"?

      Woopsie, methinks.
      I'm somewhat embarrassed by that post!

      Bing!

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        #33
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        I have 3 kids. The youngest is now 13. None of them have ever broken the furniture.

        HTH.
        You have decent furniture I guess.

        Edit : Or they are all dweeby "chess club" types
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #34
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          I have 3 kids. The youngest is now 13. None of them have ever broken the furniture.

          HTH.
          You are lucky.

          All the brats I know break furniture or have damaged it - and some of it isn't cheap.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            You have decent furniture I guess.

            Edit : Or they are all dweeby "chess club" types
            I think she may have the bit of 4 x 2 with the nails in.
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              #36
              Confession:

              On recent holiday with friends, after a glass or two of wine, we decided it would be good to get an action shot of us jumping on the bed. This involved the timer setting on the camera and jumping at just the right moment. On take 7, there was an almighty crack and examination revealed a broken slat on the bed. Fortunately, we got the perfect shot!

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                #37
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Confession:

                On recent holiday with friends, after a glass or two of wine, we decided it would be good to get an action shot of us jumping on the bed. This involved the timer setting on the camera and jumping at just the right moment. On take 7, there was an almighty crack and examination revealed a broken slat on the bed. Fortunately, we got the perfect shot!
                Reverse psycology with the kids. Will look into this.

                "Hey kids look at me" ....

                Genius
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  OK sorry.
                  I'm looking in the tool box and lo and behold all of the last 5 posters before this post are not the sharpest.

                  Yowser

                  Steve.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    You have decent furniture I guess.

                    Edit : Or they are all dweeby "chess club" types
                    Don't diss chess.

                    I was chess captain of my school until I accrued to many detentions and was stripped of it!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      I have 3 kids. The youngest is now 13. None of them have ever broken the furniture.

                      HTH.
                      Or mine. And that's because it's solid hardwood carved by the most dedicated Bobs to withstand a 20km meterorite strike, in fact when the universe eventually comes to an end, my coffee tables will be the only thing orbitting a giant black hole!
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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