In contrast

[MarillionFan]

If you ever get the chance to meet me I'll tell you the story of The Dungeon, the Dominatrix and the Dinner Party. It's never to be published.

[Zippy]

EO! You grubby little git

[EternalOptimist]

EO! You grubby little git

[Cliphead]

How many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?

[MarillionFan]

How many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?

Zero. I tend to avoid vaginas with teeth.

[Cliphead]

Zero. I tend to avoid vaginas with teeth.

They do get stretched a bit without any help.

[EternalOptimist]

Once, I was boning this married woman in London. Her hubby was a big rugby player.
Anyways he comes home unexpectedly, and I dives out of the window, totally starkers. Luckily the London marathon was on, and I mingled with a group who were running in fancy dress.
A guy running as a banana, looks me up and down, then looks at me saus, limp with a baggy condom still attached. He raised a questioning eyebrow
'Well, it was raining when I came out this morning'

[EternalOptimist]

How many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?

[Cliphead]

Once, I was boning this married woman in London. Her hubby was a big rugby player.
Anyways he comes home unexpectedly, and I dives out of the window, totally starkers. Luckily the London marathon was on, and I mingled with a group who were running in fancy dress.
A guy running as a banana, looks me up and down, then looks at me saus, limp with a baggy condom still attached. He raised a questioning eyebrow
'Well, it was raining when I came out this morning'

[Zippy]

How many have finished the deed to find the damned condom is nothing more than a ring around the base?

Never. Although there was this one time ... ah never mind.