In contrast

[EternalOptimist]

Never. Although there was this one time ... ah never mind.

oh come on. you cant leave us in suspense like that

i'll tell you me bessie joke if you splill the beans

[Zippy]

Have you ever lost one? And then found out you hadn't?

[Zippy]

Strummer.

[Cliphead]

Drunkest I ever got was after a gig in London. The ski show thing was on at Earl's Court so got in tow with some of the exhibitors. Last I remember was drinking in some hotel in Kensington, woke up in the morning in bed with three of the US female hotdogging display team or whatever they called themselves.

Still got no idea what happened, kept in touch with the one of them for a while then came across this;

Patricia was a naughty girl

I still have one of the glittery leotards they wore that they gave me as a souvenir.

[MrMark]

Another confession...

I once went for a job interview a long time ago (back in the 90s).
For various reasons I was caught short, and prior to the interview I had to avail myself of the firm's facilities.
Was it nerves? Or a strange layout in the cubicle? Anyway I managed to wet my jockeys (no doubt that makes me the contender for the cuk bed-wetter slot?) . Panicking (and full of pre-interview nerves) I stuffed them down the loo and tried to flush them away... What else could I do?

Hard to believe but, my nerves calmed down and I got the job. Strange thing was, all the time I was there, they had problems with the drainage system, and the toilets were often out of service....

[Zippy]

@Cliphead
So it was actually a troupe of female impersonators in that hotel room?

[Cliphead]

@Cliphead
So it was actually a troupe of female impersonators in that hotel room?

If they were it was very convincing?

[scooterscot]

Who's who? I reckon the blonde one is Cliphead...

[Cliphead]

Fail. I'm a fat baldy, ugly fcker.

But I have talent.

[MarillionFan]

Fail. I'm a fat baldy, ugly fcker.

But I have talent.

You need a few more descriptions CH so we can start to exclude pictures!