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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThat's what I thought, but then I thought, sod it, it's a great story.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostDon't be ridiculous, she got a signal.
I've signed up to (yes you have to) use the T-mobile signal since they've merged, now I get Orange at the front of the house and T-mobile at the back, if it switches you lose the call.
24 months of this.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Why would a suicide bomber use remote detonation? Doesn't make any sense.
Talking about blowing up planes :
This happened just last year, but it certainly deserves to be included in the annals of mathematical legends:
A graduate student (let's call him Saeed) is in the airport standing in a security line. He is coming back from a conference, where he presented some exciting results of his Ph.D. thesis in Algebraic Geometry. One of the people whom he met at his presentation (let's call him Vikram) is also in the line, and they start talking excitedly about the results, and in particular the clever solution to problem X via blowing up eight points on a plane.
They don't notice other travelers slowly backing away from them.
Less than a minute later, the TSA officers descend on the two mathematicians, and take them away. They are thoroughly and intimately searched, and separated for interrogation. For an hour, the interrogation gets nowhere: the mathematicians simply don't know what the interrogators are talking about. What bombs? What plot? What terrorism?
The student finally realizes the problem, pulls out a pre-print of his paper, and proceeds to explain to the interrogators exactly what "blowing up points on a plane" means in Algebraic Geometry.Last edited by OwlHoot; 29 January 2011, 23:38.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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