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It's not easy being married

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    It's not easy being married

    check out this poor fellow Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife - The Local

    I can understand why he is in process of filing for divorce. Girls are yucky, right?
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    check out this poor fellow Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife - The Local

    I can understand why he is in process of filing for divorce. Girls are yucky, right?
    A very round about way of coming out, but that took guts. Well done.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      check out this poor fellow Man asks for police protection from sex-crazed wife - The Local

      I can understand why he is in process of filing for divorce. Girls are yucky, right?
      That story is meaningless without pictures, how are we supposed to decide if we feel sorry for the guy or jealous?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        That story is meaningless without pictures, how are we supposed to decide if we feel sorry for the guy or jealous?

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          <hideous image removed>
          Wrong thread. I think you meant this one:
          http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...cing-post.html
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            That is exactly why I did not get on with the bunny boiler. Every bloody evening, every morning - is it any wonder I could not function at work after a night with her??

            Poor guy. 18 weeks was bad enough for me, but, 18 years??

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              #7
              Timberwolf you really should add NSFW tags or a health warning to that type of post, that's terrifying.

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                That story is meaningless without pictures, how are we supposed to decide if we feel sorry for the guy or jealous?
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  Try this with 3D glasses. Seriously.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10

                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Try this with 3D glasses. Seriously.
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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