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£200 million to scrap Nimrod
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI like it. "Norman Nimrod bites yer legs"
Or what about a car called the Hillman Nimrod?







had a few cans, and sneaked up on Mrs EO. pulled me keks down and shouted 'Prepare to be attacked by the the new weapon system. NIMROD' <jerky hip thrusts>
Mrs EO <looks up and down disadainfully> 'it's no good.'
'It's got a wobbly warhead'
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Bully's have used it for years to nickname big nosed fellow schoolmates.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's a great name for something though. Nimrod.
Nimrod.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ah yes, brewer's droop.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post







had a few cans, and sneaked up on Mrs EO. pulled me keks down and shouted 'Prepare to be attacked by the the new weapon system. NIMROD' <jerky hip thrusts>
Mrs EO <looks up and down disadainfully> 'it's no good.'
'It's got a wobbly warhead'

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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He's right.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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