Originally posted by Churchill
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
had a few cans, and sneaked up on Mrs EO. pulled me keks down and shouted 'Prepare to be attacked by the the new weapon system. NIMROD' <jerky hip thrusts>
Mrs EO <looks up and down disadainfully> 'it's no good.'
'It's got a wobbly warhead'
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI like it. "Norman Nimrod bites yer legs"
Or what about a car called the Hillman Nimrod?
had a few cans, and sneaked up on Mrs EO. pulled me keks down and shouted 'Prepare to be attacked by the the new weapon system. NIMROD' <jerky hip thrusts>
Mrs EO <looks up and down disadainfully> 'it's no good.'
'It's got a wobbly warhead'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's a great name for something though. Nimrod.
Nimrod.
Or what about a car called the Hillman Nimrod?
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We (and the Septics) had the Sherman tank.
The Germans called it the TommyCooker.
Who said they have no sense of humour?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI wonder how much of that is compensation to BAE.
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It's a great name for something though. Nimrod.
Nimrod.
We should call our next weapon system Nimrod, just to use the name.
Maybe we could train underwater sniffer dogs, to look for al quaeda mines attached to the hulls of ships , and call them 'Nimrod dogs'
that would be cool. Mind you, the Brits have always been good at naming things, like we had the Harrier jump jet, the dull yanks had the AV8
we had the Centurion tank, the Indians called it the Mk7
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Oh well, so the last bunch of ****wits get replaced with this bunch of ****wits.
It was ever thus.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI wonder how much of that is compensation to BAE.
Any ideas?
MRA4 development and tooling up had taken multiple years with numerous requirement changes from the customer.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI wonder how much of that is compensation to BAE.
Any ideas?
transport to chopping site
chop them up
cannibalize for parts
dispose of whats left
write a report
maybe 50 milion
which leavers 150 million compo
total guesswork
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£200 million to scrap Nimrod
I wonder how much of that is compensation to BAE.
Any ideas?Tags: None
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