"You're in the early stages of a heart attack"

[NickFitz]

Bloody amateur

b) NickFitz: My story is sod all; it was a false positive and I feel a terrible fraud.

So did I until they said "We don't have time to get written consent"

You and Mrs RC both did the right thing, and so did the doctor that had you shunted to the other siding. Thank goodness you turned out to have a serious medical condition that isn't very trendy (though it sounds deeply unpleasant) rather than - well, rather than you being dead. There's no such thing as being a fraud when you start to come apart at the seams.

I hope you're feeling OK (or at least no crappier than you must be in the circumstances) and that they're doing a good job of nailing a few boards over the unwanted gaps. Please accept my heartfelt condolences and felicitations, and give Mrs RC a pat on the back from me, and a hug from your good self

There are good pubs in which we have not yet met, and I don't want them to go to waste. We'll have to arrange a meetup soon, and see who else on CUK wants to come and marvel at the living dead

[NickFitz]

"Mr Cranium, you are in the early stages of a heart attack."

For future reference: you ought to give them your real name. It helps them track down your medical history, and not all of them read CUK on a regular basis.

[Churchill]

For future reference: you ought to give them your real name. It helps them track down your medical history, and not all of them read CUK on a regular basis.

They think he's joking when he says "Name? Dick Head. No really, yes, my parents did have a sense of humour..."

Good news RC, did you get the contract?

[wobbegong]

Get well soon, RC.

[Tingles]

Bloody Hell!!!


Get well soonest!



Tone

[Lockhouse]

That's a day and a half for sure!

Take it easy and get better soon.

[DimPrawn]

Message to CUK admins.

Isn't about time you put up some ads here for:

Life insurance
Medical cover
Funeral services


Only thinking of the CUK bottom line.

[MarillionFan]

Message to CUK admins.

Isn't about time you put up some ads here for:

Life insurance
Medical cover
Funeral services


Only thinking of the CUK bottom line.

I was thinking more weight watchers, alcoholics anonymous, The Samaritans or Fitness first.

[administrator]

Message to CUK admins.

Isn't about time you put up some ads here for:

Life insurance
Medical cover
Funeral services


Only thinking of the CUK bottom line.

I was thinking the same thing

Get well soon RC - wishing you a speedy recovery!

[ThomasSoerensen]

Coming home on the train from an interview,

Which train was it?
Model and ID please

Gricerboy