An important question for the men on this forum

[Tingles]

I didn't find that, but that's because I am a cheese fan. There is no finer pleasure than popping into Paxton and Whitfield and spunking a pony on a nice creamy yarg.

My ash-dusted Chevre between two slices of Warbutons beats everybody's soggy plasticy Pret a Manger any day.

This post disturbs me.



Tone

[doodab]

SPUNK! Pony Semen Imports Ltd

Possibly NSFW.

[sasguru]

Homemade sandwiches FFS?!!!!

Which 2-bit tulip-hole firms do you lot work for that don't have attached restaurants (and no I don't mean crappy "canteens ") with good chefs to provide excellent 3 course meals at lunch time?
And if you don't have that there must be some decent restaurants around unless you live in some tulip-hole area.

Sandwiches, my arse.

[gingerjedi]

A manager in an old workplace of mine always seemed the same, mega tight, I eventually found out he had 6 kids and that was the reason he was so skint.

He should give up work, he'd be loaded.

[thunderlizard]

This post disturbs me.

what, because I love cheese so much? I am only as God made me.

For clarity, "spunking a pony" is merely Londonese for "frivolously spending £25". I really can't imagine what you all thought it meant.

Homemade sandwiches FFS?!!!!

Standard contractor economics. If you're filling in hourly timesheets, you want to get back to billing ASAP.
On £50/hour, spend your lunch hour at the local steakhouse and you're down the price of 1 steak. Spend it eating a sandwich for 15 minutes and working for 45, and you're up the price of 2 steaks.

[Jog On]

I'm eating mine now..

Brie & salami in a brown wholemeal bap. With Morrocan chicken soup from Pret

[Mich the Tester]

I'm eating mine now..

Brie & salami in a brown wholemeal bap. With Morrocan chicken soup from Pret

There was a hippy girl at poly that we called wholemeal baps. Can't think why.

[Jog On]

There was a hippy girl at poly that we called wholemeal baps. Can't think why.

Aaah yes the bap jokes and references are a plenty round at ours. This is definitely one of the perks of bringing in your own.

[doodab]

For clarity, "spunking a pony" is merely Londonese for "frivolously spending £25". I really can't imagine what you all thought it meant.

I was wondering the other day about the origin of the phrases grand, monkey, score and so on. Although I am from London, I've always thought pony meant crap (pony and trap).

Anyway, the best that google can turn up is that grand is actually an Americanism that was introduced during WWII and monkey allegedly comes from an old 500 rupee banknote that had a picture of a monkey on.

I also learned that Ridley Scott directed the hovis advert. It's brilliant this internet thing.

[Mich the Tester]

'Spunking a pony on a wholemeal bap' is the kind of practice that has left many a public schoolboy traumatised for life.