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    #31
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The one with the androids in?
    YouTube - Hovis 'Bike' advert 1973 (Britain's favourite TV ad)
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #32
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in tut rain.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #33
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        YouTube - Hovis 'Bike' advert 1973 (Britain's favourite TV ad)
        but I still wonder - why does Old Ma Peggerty need an entire basket full of bread? Is she a binge eater? Is she training a sparrow army? Is she hoarding it against the mightly floods she's read about in the Book of Revelation? 'tis a mystery.

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          #34
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          but I still wonder - why does Old Ma Peggerty need an entire basket full of bread? Is she a binge eater? Is she training a sparrow army? Is she hoarding it against the mightly floods she's read about in the Old Moore's Almanac? 'tis a mystery.
          ftfy

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            #35
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            'Spunking a pony on a wholemeal bap' is the kind of practice that has left many a public schoolboy traumatised for life...
            ... and so gave Britain an empire.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #36
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in tut rain.
              Bloody southerners.

              In't rain lad.

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