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    #21
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    I didn't find that, but that's because I am a cheese fan. There is no finer pleasure than popping into Paxton and Whitfield and spunking a pony on a nice creamy yarg.

    My ash-dusted Chevre between two slices of Warbutons beats everybody's soggy plasticy Pret a Manger any day.

    This post disturbs me.



    Tone

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      #22
      SPUNK! Pony Semen Imports Ltd

      Possibly NSFW.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #23
        Homemade sandwiches FFS?!!!!

        Which 2-bit tulip-hole firms do you lot work for that don't have attached restaurants (and no I don't mean crappy "canteens ") with good chefs to provide excellent 3 course meals at lunch time?
        And if you don't have that there must be some decent restaurants around unless you live in some tulip-hole area.

        Sandwiches, my arse.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
          A manager in an old workplace of mine always seemed the same, mega tight, I eventually found out he had 6 kids and that was the reason he was so skint.
          He should give up work, he'd be loaded.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Originally posted by Tingles View Post
            This post disturbs me.
            what, because I love cheese so much? I am only as God made me.

            For clarity, "spunking a pony" is merely Londonese for "frivolously spending £25". I really can't imagine what you all thought it meant.

            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Homemade sandwiches FFS?!!!!
            Standard contractor economics. If you're filling in hourly timesheets, you want to get back to billing ASAP.
            On £50/hour, spend your lunch hour at the local steakhouse and you're down the price of 1 steak. Spend it eating a sandwich for 15 minutes and working for 45, and you're up the price of 2 steaks.

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              #26
              I'm eating mine now..

              Brie & salami in a brown wholemeal bap. With Morrocan chicken soup from Pret
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #27
                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                I'm eating mine now..

                Brie & salami in a brown wholemeal bap. With Morrocan chicken soup from Pret
                There was a hippy girl at poly that we called wholemeal baps. Can't think why.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  There was a hippy girl at poly that we called wholemeal baps. Can't think why.
                  Aaah yes the bap jokes and references are a plenty round at ours. This is definitely one of the perks of bringing in your own.
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    For clarity, "spunking a pony" is merely Londonese for "frivolously spending £25". I really can't imagine what you all thought it meant.
                    I was wondering the other day about the origin of the phrases grand, monkey, score and so on. Although I am from London, I've always thought pony meant crap (pony and trap).

                    Anyway, the best that google can turn up is that grand is actually an Americanism that was introduced during WWII and monkey allegedly comes from an old 500 rupee banknote that had a picture of a monkey on.

                    I also learned that Ridley Scott directed the hovis advert. It's brilliant this internet thing.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #30
                      'Spunking a pony on a wholemeal bap' is the kind of practice that has left many a public schoolboy traumatised for life.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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