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Breaking in new shoes

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    #11
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Other than that, I always plan ahead for new shoes. I buy the same pair as currently wearing before I need them, and break them in every other day for a few days when the time comes.
    My, what an exciting life you must lead

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      The only pleasure I had in life, was to lock myself in the dunny, and take those blooming shoes off
      I was expecting you (or Churchill) to say "Urinate in them before going on a 30 mile route march".

      Originally posted by Alf W View Post
      Pee on them. That'll soften the leather.
      Yes, like that.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

        Simple - give them to your submissive to break in. You will get nicely broken in shoes, and the submissive will consider the pain a pleasure.

        Will only work if you share the same shoe size though....
        Or give them to some homeless person to wear in for a day or two.

        Trouble is, before long they'll be a mile away and wearing your shoes...
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Ta for the suggestions, I'll use most of them, minus the pee one, I dont want the change the colour...
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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