Cheers, I'm sure the gallows humour will keep my pecker up.
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Get well soon Wurzel
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Look after your pecker. You don't want something nasty like SY01's galloping knob rot.Originally posted by wurzel View PostCheers, I'm sure the gallows humour will keep my pecker up.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'"Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTry not to die of pleurisy mate.
All the best Wurzel.Comment
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Cause you dragged it out over two years.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMeh, never got this when I had swine flu
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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'kin drag you out in a minute ye cheeky fookerOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostCause you dragged it out over two years.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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