Love me for a reeeeson

[EternalOptimist]

I've gotta know right now!
Do you love me? Will you love me forever?
Do you need me? Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?

paradise by THE DASHBOARD lieeeettttttt

[Wodewick]

paradise by THE DASHBOARD lieeeettttttt

I caaaaaaaaan seeeeeeeee Par-a-dise by the dash-board Liiiiiiiiight!

Holy Cow! I think he's gonna make it!

[RichardCranium]

paradise by THE DASHBOARD lieeeettttttt

The reality is more likely: YouTube - Ivor Biggun - The Premature Ejaculation Waltz

[RichardCranium]

Even better:

KEVIN BLOODY WILSON COME IN ME PANTS AGAIN LYRICS

I remember back on our very first date
In the back seat of me car
I wanted you to go all the way
But you wouldn't go that far


I wanted you to hold me dick
You wanted to hold me hand
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
I just blew it and come in me pants


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 2
I'll never forget the strain and the sweat
As I fumbled with your gear
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
So your Mum and Dad couldn't hear


Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
And unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
I come in me pants again


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 3
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles
And 'Stop it, I'm gettin' cold'
First time I've had a tit in me mouth
Since I was nine months old


I had lovers' balls and you had no idea
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
Tryin' to stay cool with me knackers on fire
I come in me pants again ... oh, tulip ... and again


Verse 4
You wouldn't give and I wouldn't go
And we couldn't seem to agree
You got the giggles and I got the tulips
Then you wouldn't talk to me


And when we made up and we started again
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
'What are you two kids up to in there?'
And I tulip in me pants as well


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 5
You hear people say that they'd love to go back
And do things that they did in the past
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
You can go stick 'em right up your arse!


'Cause when I look back how I came and I went
With a tear in me eye I recall
How me, I had a **** of a night,
But me undies had a ball


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began

[RichardCranium]

Found it!

YouTube - KEVIN BLOODY WILSON It Was Over